Kate Winslet...I screamed when I saw this dress.

Penelope Cruz...This dress is 60 years old and unspeakably beautiful.

Miley Cyrus

Marisa Tomei

Beyonce Knowles...also for that red number she wore on stage.

The Best Dressed Men Were:

Mickey Rourke...I loved this.

Seth Rogan in a velvet tuxedo...rock.

Hugh Jackman

Robert Downey Jr.

Daniel Craig...He was born to wear a tux.

The Best Dressed Couple Was:

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie...I need those earrings.

And now the stars that didn’t do so well…

Freida Pinto...I was sad when I saw this because I loved everything she wore to the other shows.

Jessica Biel...

Couple:

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens...she has weird foliage on her boobs, that's never okay.

2. I loved the way they gave out the acting awards. Special stuff. I just wished they had done the same thing with the directors!

3. Heath Ledger’s parents made some beautiful babies. I miss him. Can’t wait for The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.

4. Kate Winslet’s speech was lovely and her dad looks like the coolest guy in England.

5. Did anyone else poop their pants when they saw clips of Sherlock Holmes during the credits? No? Okay.

6. The Barbara Walter’s special reaffirmed my love for Mickey Rourke and the Hugh Jackman lap dance was choice. The part where she was trying to get some dirt from the Jonas Brothers about their girlfriends was hilarious. All three of them answered the questions with “we’re just friends.” I don’t know if Barbara suffers from short term memory loss or she just wasn’t paying attention…Those boys wear promise rings and go on tour with their parents; they’re “just friends” with everyone.

Finally where she should be.