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A Movie Review (As Requested by Adam Casey)

mickifitz — Thu, 28 May 2009 03:15:56 +0000

What follows was a real time twitter review of the soft-core porn flick Cleavagefield:

Watching Cleavagefield on Cinemax…”enough with the shaky-cam Mr. Perv King”…hilarious.

The description is “naked and scared women run from a monster in Los Angeles.”…still waiting for the monster to show up.

None of these women really seem scared.

And the monster is a giant green cartoon dinosaur…

That’s when I stopped watching…inspired by this experience I have created a new post category called “Reviews of Movies I May or May Not Have Actually Watched”, it should be fun.

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White Heat – 1949 (with puppies)

mickifitz — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 21:36:13 +0000

“I told you to keep away from that radio. If that battery is dead it’ll have company.”

-Cody Jarrett, as played by James Cagney, as interpreted here by the angry puppy.

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If My Book Was A Movie In 1930…

mickifitz — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:09:03 +0000

The special effects would suck but the cast would kick ass…

Myrna Loy as Etta Daring, all she needs are glasses.

Jean Harlow as Ella Fox. I love this picture because Ella has to wear hats to hide her hair.

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Sweet Dreams

mickifitz — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 00:34:14 +0000

Cupcake on squash love makin’?…Yep this one has it all folks, enjoy.

Click here to view the embedded video.

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What The F*ck Is This Frozen River Movie?

mickifitz — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:16:03 +0000

So the day has come for the Oscar nominations. I’m crazy trying to figure out what happened to the nods for Revolutionary Road. I know a lot of my friends had been holding on to their dream that The Dark Knight might get nominated for best picture and it didn’t. I’m bummed about that but it was to be expected. On the other hand, Bruce Springsteen getting shut out for the song he wrote for The Wrestler is surprising and criminal.

A sight we will not be seeing at the Oscars this year...

On the bright side Heath Ledger got his nomination for The Dark Knight…To my hearts happiness Robert Downey Jr. was nominated for Tropic Thunder, a hope that I kept but never ever thought would happen… And the wonderful Kate Winslet though totally screwed on Revolutionary Road was nominated for best actress for The Reader…they should already have her name tapped into that bad boy.

www.oscar.com for the complete list of nominees.

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Mick’s Movies of 2008

mickifitz — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 19:24:53 +0000

On the eve of the 2009 Oscar nominations and because I’ve finally finished seeing most of the movies from 2008 here is a list, separated by 6 genres and in no particular order, of my favorite movies that came out last year.

Dramas

The X-files: I Want To Believe

Revolutionary Road

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Slumdog Millionaire

Gran Torino

The Reader

The Wrestler

Comedies

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Role Models

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist

Yes Man

In Bruges

Vicky Christina Barcelona

Action/Adventure

The Dark Knight

Iron Man

Tropic Thunder

Pineapple Express

Rambo*

Animated

Wall•E

Kung Fu Panda

Horton Hears a Who

Chick Flicks

Sex and The City The Movie

27 Dresses

Australia

Penelope

Miss Pettigrew Lives For a Day

Guilty Pleasure

Twilight

*for the loss of limb quotient alone

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