May27
What follows was a real time twitter review of the soft-core porn flick Cleavagefield:
Watching Cleavagefield on Cinemax…”enough with the shaky-cam Mr. Perv King”…hilarious.
The description is “naked and scared women run from a monster in Los Angeles.”…still waiting for the monster to show up.
None of these women really seem scared.
And the monster is a giant green cartoon dinosaur…
That’s when I stopped watching…inspired by this experience I have created a new post category called “Reviews of Movies I May or May Not Have Actually Watched”, it should be fun.
February20
“I told you to keep away from that radio. If that battery is dead it’ll have company.”
-Cody Jarrett, as played by James Cagney, as interpreted here by the angry puppy.
February2
The special effects would suck but the cast would kick ass…
Myrna Loy as Etta Daring, all she needs are glasses.
Jean Harlow as Ella Fox. I love this picture because Ella has to wear hats to hide her hair.
January24
Cupcake on squash love makin’?…Yep this one has it all folks, enjoy.
January22
So the day has come for the Oscar nominations. I’m crazy trying to figure out what happened to the nods for Revolutionary Road. I know a lot of my friends had been holding on to their dream that The Dark Knight might get nominated for best picture and it didn’t. I’m bummed about that but it was to be expected. On the other hand, Bruce Springsteen getting shut out for the song he wrote for The Wrestler is surprising and criminal.
A sight we will not be seeing at the Oscars this year...
On the bright side Heath Ledger got his nomination for The Dark Knight…To my hearts happiness Robert Downey Jr. was nominated for Tropic Thunder, a hope that I kept but never ever thought would happen… And the wonderful Kate Winslet though totally screwed on Revolutionary Road was nominated for best actress for The Reader…they should already have her name tapped into that bad boy.
www.oscar.com for the complete list of nominees.
January21
On the eve of the 2009 Oscar nominations and because I’ve finally finished seeing most of the movies from 2008 here is a list, separated by 6 genres and in no particular order, of my favorite movies that came out last year.
Dramas
The X-files: I Want To Believe
Revolutionary Road
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Slumdog Millionaire
Gran Torino
The Reader
The Wrestler
Comedies
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Role Models
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist
Yes Man
In Bruges
Vicky Christina Barcelona
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