I am the Dappydil McGruber…
I knew I’d kill these things before they had flowers.

I knew I’d kill these things before they had flowers.

So all the things I thought were going to be flowers were just more leaves…I know nothing about plants. Where are the damn flowers!?

There is all kinds of stuff coming out of this dirt. I think there are going to be five flowers so far. Yay!


Yeah I get a lot of flowers.
Yay! My pretties!

A week later and my little babies are still alive!
Someone will eventually tell me that it’s virtually impossible to kill these things and my heart will be broken but right now it’s so awesome. I’ve successfully coaxed life out of dirt with nothing but water and hope.

A year ago my bff Andy gave me a pot of daffodils. After the flowers died I kept the bulb in a bag for months. When I finally got around to planting it I swore it would be a miracle if anything ever grew out of that pot…but look!!!! It happened! It’s just been on a shelf for 9 months and I’d water it every time I saw that it was dry and now LOOK!!! Plants! Green Life!!! I didn’t kill them!!!




