…and this guy.

Adam Casey

This is one of my favorite things that anyone has ever given me…and the thing Adam was complaining I didn’t mention in my desk post. This thing isn’t on my desk…it’s on the book shelf next to it. Either way here it is…

What follows was a real time twitter review of the soft-core porn flick Cleavagefield:

Watching Cleavagefield on Cinemax…”enough with the shaky-cam Mr. Perv King”…hilarious.

The description is “naked and scared women run from a monster in Los Angeles.”…still waiting for the monster to show up.

None of these women really seem scared.

And the monster is a giant green cartoon dinosaur…

That’s when I stopped watching…inspired by this experience I have created a new post category called “Reviews of Movies I May or May Not Have Actually Watched”, it should be fun.