What follows was a real time twitter review of the soft-core porn flick Cleavagefield:

Watching Cleavagefield on Cinemax…”enough with the shaky-cam Mr. Perv King”…hilarious.

The description is “naked and scared women run from a monster in Los Angeles.”…still waiting for the monster to show up.

None of these women really seem scared.

And the monster is a giant green cartoon dinosaur…

That’s when I stopped watching…inspired by this experience I have created a new post category called “Reviews of Movies I May or May Not Have Actually Watched”, it should be fun.